The Super&Magical Adventures of Joe!!!

TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

WAY MORE PLEASANT THAN OTHER THINGS THAT WASH UP ON THE BEACH!

A massive-ass Lego man has washed up on the shore of UK's Brighton Beach. 

No one knows where it came from, how it got there, or what to do with it. 

Lego says they don't make them that big, Lego land said none of theirs are missing. The town council of Brighton said that it is harmless, and they are going to leave it there until someone claims it.

By far the coolest thing i have heard about beaches since Saved by The Bell did 6 sea-side episodes -

FREE SHOW IN CONNECTICUT TONIGHT!

HEY BROS AND BABES! we added a very special and very last minute FREE show in Connecticut for tonight! here is all the info - tonight (Thursday October 30) University of New Haven German Club 8-11p.m. ALL AGES!!! FREE!!! w/Patent Pending + Thieves and Villains! 300 Boston Post Rd West Haven, CT 06516 totally free and totally open to the public! we haven't been up there since May so we can't wait to see you crazy CT kids! hope you can make it. p.s. we have added a show for my Birthday party - it's gonna be the illest! it's on November 10th in the 631, head to www.myspace.com/patentpending to find out more info!

MIGHTY DUCKS 4?!?!?!?!

HOLY CRAP.

Rumors are circulating of a 4th Might Ducks movie... i don't know if people would be able to understand what this means to me.i am STOOOOOKEEEEEDDD!!! 

If this is real, i'm seriously going to try and get a part in it. i could be like... the italian version of Louise Mendoza. if you don't know what that means... rent parts 1, 2 and 3, and then we'll talk.

NERD ALERT - BRACE FACE 101!

So i went to the Orthodontist today. I've been pushing them to get these braces off by the time we start touring again. so they have been making drastic moves and taking work that would normally take a month or two and doing it one-two weeks at a time. they said as long as i can handle the pain, they are cool with doing it. 

They are really close to being done with my teeth, which is rad because i have only had them since Bamboozle (That's punk rock talk for - "the beginning of May") 

so in these final stages, they are trying to line up the top row with the bottom row, and apparently with my mouth that requires some serious 1-2ing. i have 2 rubber bands, wrapped all the way around my top teeth and then linked to the bottom! - 

 i can't open my mouth more than an inch and a half, and they said to stay away from solid foods for two days. i'm a complete and total nerd, but i guess i always have been, so i reckon things are going swimmingly.

CHEAP GAS IS SOOOOO 2006.

I know it's because our economy is in shambles right now, and I know that's not a good thing at all. but it i can't say it isn't refreshing to see cheap gas prices again.

 shit is bananas,

 - Joe

LIKE DISNEY LAND... ONLY BETTER!

This is a picture of Island Screen Print.

it's kind of the greatest place ever! this is where we make all of our merchandise like t-shirts, sweatshirts, bags and whatever else we might slap a logo on.

i used to work there before we started making the band a full time thing. 

every then and again they let me come in and help out, it's my favorite!

here is a preview of some FRESH ASS HOODIES -

they have awesome things printed on the back of them, webstore coming in the next couple of weeks kid, so keeps those eyes peeled.

THE RACING STRIPES MAKE ME JUMP HIGHER!

Derek cut my hair again today.

he gave me racing stripes, which is always a good thing to have when you need to get places in a timely fashion. 

the right side looks awesome!!!

the left side - NOT SO MUCH!

And here is a picture of Derek hysterically laughing at how uneven the left was to the right - 

nice.

TOP SECRET DANCE MOVE PRACTICE!

If you are at a show in the next couple of months, you will understand why our band had top secret dance practice in my backyard today.

no tap shoes, no disco ball, just five dudes dancing.

GET STOKED!

LORDs OF THE DANCE!

For Dana's birthday last year i got her Dance lessons so that her and i can tear it up on the floor when we go to places where people are dancing. (you know, like bowling alleys or whatever!)

it's been about 3/4 of the year and we are finally getting around to the lessons now.

we were pretty much setting the floor on fire. today we learned that Salsa is more than just a delicious condiment, it is also a dance step!

while we were there we saw this sign - 

We thought it was best not to ask questions... just to let the king do his thing.