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TV THEME SONG OF THE WEEK #14 - THE OFFICE EDITION!!!

This week, I figured that I would go with arguably one of the funniest shows in the history of time, The Office. It's one of my top five favorite shows ever.

 

Here is one of my favorite episodes, the opening sequence is absolutely absurd! 

I love it so much, I just want it all the time... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Enjoy -

DAN O'BRIEN IS EITHER THE AMERICAN DREAM OR AN IDIOT!

This is one of my best friends, Dan O'Brien -

Two years ago, Dan quit his job on Wall Street, moved out to Vegas, and became a professional poker player. Since then he has really started to make a name for himself in the poker world. So much in fact that in a recent tournament, WorldPokerTour.com did a special interview with him. The interview was truly professional until a game of Rock,Paper,Scissors broke out and Dan was crushed by the interviewer.

 In Dan's defense, he is right... WHO THROWS PAPER FIRST?

Click HERE to see the video

Click HERE to see the awesome clothes that he's wearing

 

NINJA TURTLES - THE B-CHARACTER EXPOSE!

It's no secret that I'm a pretty serious Ninja Turtle fan! So when my friend Zack found all of these pictures of Ninja Turtle bad guys and friends, I just about lost it! Now, I know that there is a pretty mixed audience that reads this website, So  all of you might not find this post too entertaining, and that's fine. It just means that you were born without a soul(calm down, I'M JOKES!) The fact of the matter is that after 30 episodes of the Turtles fighting Shredder, they had to branch out to keep things interesting. The result is the most insanely awesome group of B-characters ever! Here are the 14 most obscure B-characters in the history of Ninja Turtles.

  ENJOY -

Pizza Face -

Monty Moose -

Sergeant Bananas -

Triceratron -

Walkabout -

Sandstorm -

Ground Chuck -

Dirtbag -

Hot Spot -

Wyrm -

Dr. El -

Scratch -

Muckman -

King Lionheart -

IT'S LIKE A PARTY.... ON YOUR HEAD!

I found this on the internet, and it found a place in my heart! Yeah, that's a disco ball, on a hat.  I want one.

NEW MC LARS RECORD TODAY!!!

MC Lars is one of my bestest friends that I've made through music. 

SIDE STORY - There was this one time, when we were on tour together and everyone in the van was sick except for me and Lars, and we had to share a bench and sleep with our heads on each others shoulders for 3 weeks straight... it was true dude love.

MAIN STORY - HIS NEW RECORD COMES OUT TODAY! It's called "This Gigantic Robot Kills" It's in stores and on iTunes and Amazon, and this what it looks like - 

 I co-wrote the title track on the album ("This Gigantic Robot Kills")  with him, and it features The Aquabats and Suburban Legends all in one song!!!

Check out this video from Lars, be sure to see how handsome I look at 1:30 in.

Seriously though, this record is awesome!

NOTE: on iTunes it's called  -"This Giant Robot Kills" incase you are looking and can't find it. I think it was a typo.

TACO NIGHT IS THE BEST NIGHT OF THE WEEK!

Dana TOTALLY made tacos tonight! To say that they were excellent would be a tragic understatement. It was a smorgasbord of mexican deliciousness! (NOTE TO SELF: now that you know how to spell the word 'smorgasbord', use it more often.)

 

And to make the best night of the week even better, Dana's brother, Nick, Made me this amazing crown in art class - 

 

When Dana's mom asked Nick why he didn't make a crown for her, he said - "MOM, you never wear crowns!"

This is one of the very many reasons why Nick is one of my favorite people on the planet.

ANTHONY SAVED THE DAY - Part 2!

I only own two pairs of pants. There, I said it.

That being said, I only have one pair of pants that I wear on stage. At our last show, I RIPPED THE CROTCH doing sweet ass NINJA KICKS -

So I guess that I had forgotten this between my ninja kick session and the show that we played on Friday. So when I got to the show and realized this, I thought it might be best for the Bronx and it's surrounding areas if this gigantic hole in my crotch was sewn up before we played our set.

Anthony (with the help of Dana-Face's sewing kit that she just so happened to have in her purse) saved the day by doing a fantastic last minute cross-stitch on the crotch of my pants.

GOLD STAR FOR ANTHONY!

AWESOME THINGS THAT PEOPLE DID THIS WEEKEND!

We played a most excellent show in the Bronx on Friday night and these people totally ruled! My friends Kristina and Jazmin brought me a box of cookieS wrapped in Zac Efron posters -

Yessss!!!

AND THEN my Friends Magix and 3 others (whose names I did not receive) made totally rad t-shirts with iron-on transfers of this awesome picture that she drew of Benny The Whale GETTING HOTT AND HEAVY with a lady friend - 

AND if YOU don't KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HOME-MADE T-SHIRTS -----> I'M FOR EM'!

TV THEME SONG OF THE WEEK #13 - ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS and a Blink 182 Cover!

I'M STOKED THAT I FOUND THIS!  

I don't care if Alvin was cocky, imposing, and selfish... he was still a bad ass!  

As I was looking for this theme song I stumbled across this video that someone made of The Chipmunks singing "All The Small Things" I figure with all of the Blink hullabaloo that's been going on that it would be appropriate -

 

Priceless.

NEW THURSDAY VIDEO

Check out the new video from my friends in Thursday. it's a rad song, and the new record is fantastic! Resuscitation Of A Dead Man