Hey! My name is Joe, I'm from Long Island New York. I sing in a band called Patent Pending... This is the story of my life in pictures and sentence fragments.
(presented in 3-D where available!)
Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I'm on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. I'll be sure to update you on all of my adventures in the next couple of days. I heard there was another massive snow storm back home. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWESOME!!! (I'm jokes!) Here's some sunshine for ya -
This is an open letter to my family members who occasionally read this blog -
Dear Loved Ones,
If you really care about me, if you really want me to be happy, you will buy me a Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. My whole life I have been wearing pajama pants, hoodies and slippers to be comfortable... LIKE A SUCKER! Now I can finally wear all of these items in one. Please take a moment and think about all of the nice things that I have done for you, and a second moment to think about how greatly this will improve my quality of living. I love you and all, but I can't deny the fact that I will feel nothing short of slighted if I do not receive the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit for the next major holiday or the next major accomplishment in my life. I've never been a very materialistic person, but this is not material, it is essential. Consider it an investment in my perpetual happiness!