This is an open letter to my family members who occasionally read this blog -
Dear Loved Ones,
If you really care about me, if you really want me to be happy, you will buy me a Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. My whole life I have been wearing pajama pants, hoodies and slippers to be comfortable... LIKE A SUCKER! Now I can finally wear all of these items in one. Please take a moment and think about all of the nice things that I have done for you, and a second moment to think about how greatly this will improve my quality of living. I love you and all, but I can't deny the fact that I will feel nothing short of slighted if I do not receive the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit for the next major holiday or the next major accomplishment in my life. I've never been a very materialistic person, but this is not material, it is essential. Consider it an investment in my perpetual happiness!
Love you lots,
- Joe!
how about, instead of us buying one for youuuu, you buy one for me? yes? sound like a plan? (:
Posted by: twitter.com/MichaelaEileen | February 13, 2010 at 12:24 AM
This isn't too far from the bunny suit from "A Christmas Story", is it?
Posted by: Classic_Brad | February 11, 2010 at 03:59 PM