The Super&Magical Adventures of Joe!!!

JUICEBOX MADNESS!!!

Here's a picture of the line at the juicebox tent right now!!!!!!!

NEW JUICEBOX -SUPER RAD- BRACELETS

Just came in today!

PILLOW TIE!

Pillow tie fixes a TON of work and school related problems.

Via:PILLOW TIE! 

DELICIOUS ELECTRIC!

I want that!

Via: ffffound 

BAMBOOZLE ROADSHOW UPDATE #3

SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG! I've been insanely busy on tour selling t-shirts and eating delicious things like this - 

 

Let me jump right into it! When we were in Hollywood Corey bought another one of these - 

 

so that he could wear it to this -

 

We went shopping at the world famous Amoeba Music -

 

Where I may or may not have bought this DVD box-set -

Rudy and I made telephone cups so we could talk to each other while we are in our bunks on the bus - 

We saw this totally rad original BANKSY in San Fran  - 

 

We partied hard on "Wear the same thing Saturday!" -

We saw the world's CREEPIEST statue in Kansas City -

 

Yeah, that's a statue of a frog spitting water onto... JUST RIDICULOUS! Moving right along, Here is a picture of Michael celebrating America -

Keep an eye out for these new hoodies - 

Customers are always asking us to draw on them with sharpies at the tent, so we decided to do them one better -   

yeah... this happened - 

 

While we were in Minnesota I stopped in to visit Jordan and listen to the first mix of our new album. I CAN NOT WAIT FOR YOU ALL TO HEAR IT!

The Chicago date on the tour was inside Soldier field. I haven't been there since I played for the Chicago Bears. It was good to be back - 

Yesterday we were in Canada visiting our non-threatening neighbors to the north. In addition to having Monopoly money, they call bathrooms washrooms... that's hilarious!

I also snuck a picture of a man with a hard hat shaped as a cowboy hat -    

We still have nine shows left on the tour, SOOOOO stoked to get back to the east coast! Be sure to head over to iwearjuicebox.com to check out some of our new designs! Use the code "PATENTPENDING" at check out to recieve 10% off of all orders.

Kisses,

 - Joe! 

  

 
 
  

BAMBOOZLE ROADSHOW UPDATE #2!!!

The tour has been amazing! We are making such great friends, seeing some awesome sites and selling a ton of t-shirts!!! We've been out for about 2 weeks now and I have to say that my top three highlights of the last week have been -

1. The Hanson BBQ! They threw a party for the whole tour on their last night out with the Roadshow - 

 

Taylor makes a mean hamburger. He also let Corey in on some of the super top secret tricks to his beautiful hair -

The Hanson brothers are a truly amazing group of people. I love them. If you get a chance, pick up their new album next week!

2. My new Chuck Norris DVD -  

and 3. Getting to watch Good Charlotte every day. I don't care what anybody says... they are f#$@%&*+ amazing every single time! 

 You know the tour is definitely in full swing when you stop at Crackle Barrel and get a box of 12 Moon Pies! If you've never had one, you are probably not from the south. You really should try one, they are delectable! 

On our night off in Houston, the whole bus #4 gang headed to a hibachi grill and got silly off of Sake Bombs. Uncle J and I split a punch bowl - 

 

Which may or may not be the reason that I had the courage to ask our waitress to share a dance with me -

We had a 25 hour drive to Las Vegas on Monday. We spent most of the day watching Curb Your Enthusiasm (YES!) - 
Now, no offense to The Vegas, I mean, I LOVE THE VEGAS! But when I got there and realized that I had two days off, some unused flight credits and a beautiful lady back home. I decided to fly back to Long Island and surprise Danaface with a super-top-secret visit!!!! 
 So I flew home for a 40 hour mini-vacation to my own house to visit Dana for some much needed date night time. We ate sushi, watched The Office and drove around in her new car! It was a much needed recharge. I can't wait to get back to the tour and see all of you crazy kids again! Click here to see when the tour is coming to your town!!!

Still got love for the streets,

 - Joe!