Hey! My name is Joe, I'm from Long Island New York. I sing in a band called Patent Pending... This is the story of my life in pictures and sentence fragments.
(presented in 3-D where available!)
If you have never heard of the gone too soon television show "Party Down" then you're seriously missing out! This hilarious show had a span of 20 glorious episodes split over two seasons on the Stars Network. It's usually all on Netflix... GET ON IT! So good, so smart, so funny! Here is a short video from a recent press conference with the cast and team of Party Down talking about possibly shooting a movie to give us that last taste of Party Down that we will be thirsting for forever if we don't get it.
We put down "Rock" as our primary genre for our new single "Douchebag." We put down "Fitness & Workout" as our secondary genre. This only means one thing... PATENT PENDING MUST BECOME THE #1 ARTIST IN THE FITNESS AND WORKOUT CATEGORY OF THE US ITUNES STORE BY THE END OF THE DAY!!! #teamspirit!
We really hope that you enjoy the first single "Douchebag" from our upcoming full-length album!!! The album is entitled "Second Family" and has a set release date of July 12, 2011! The album title is in reference to the amazing family we have created all over the world through this band over the past ten years. In February it looked like this band would never be able to make music again. You guys picked us up when we were down and this second chance is not something that we are taking lightly. I honestly know that this is the best Patent Pending record that we have ever made. Plenty more about the new album in the next two weeks, but for now, please enjoy and share this new single - Douchebag!
YOU CAN PRE-ORDER THE ALBUM AND "Dude, I'm not your bro" T-SHIRTS OVER AT OUR WEBSTORE RIGHT NOW!!! The pre-orders will ship before July 12th and they are awesome!!! PATENTPENDINGMERCH.COM
Congratulations to everyone who has been working so hard to get the status of same-sex marriage laws changed here in the state of New York. This step towards greater equality for everyone is a monumental day for all of us as a people. I think it's insane that we live in a society that is capable of all these amazing intellectual and technological advancements yet we are still denying our fellow men and women basic human rights because they are considered "different" or "wrong." Ignorance towards homo-sexual people is stupid. Now let's get the other 40 something states where gay marriage is still illegal to grow the fuck up and provide equality for all. #realtalk