The Super&Magical Adventures of Joe!!!

AWESOME PATENT PENDING FAN ART!!!!

Our friend Jen from Connecticut made this! It's all of the lyrics from our song Memory from our new album Second Family!

I FEAR THAT I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT ONE OF THESE LAMPS!!!!

It actually makes soundeffects everytime you touch it!!!

PATENT PENDING IS DOING A U.S. TOUR WITH BOWLING FOR SOUP!!!

WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD AGAIN WITH OUR BESTEST FRIENDS IN BOWLING FOR SOUP & FRESHMAN 15!!!

This is the first in a series of HUGE announcements. The last of the announcements will be the most massive of all, So stay tuned and get stoked!!!

KENNY F'N POWERS!

Just about every single line in this commercial is an incredbile quote. I couldn't choose just one to write here, so just watch the whole thing... it's pretty freakin' amazing. 

K-Swiss Blades by Kenny Powers - watch more funny videos

LIES!!!!

Sacha Baron Cohen dumping the "ashes of Kim Jong Il" on Ryan Seacrest

Classic Sacha Baron Cohen! Also, I'm glad Seacrest kept his cool and was a good sport about it. AWESOME!

Angry Boys is the greatest!

If you haven't watched Angry Boys yet, then you're doing just about everything wrong. HBO on Demand - GO!!!!!!!

I Co-Wrote this song with some awesome and radical dudes!

I co-wrote this song!!! The band I wrote this with is called Voted Most Random. They are based out of Connecticut and they have not once but twice baked me delicious cookies! You can get the song on iTunes and the full EP is coming out very soon! For more info on the band, check them out on facebook!

I also made the lyric video that you just watched. If your band needs a lyric video made - HIT ME UP at Kidchinogoods@gmail.com - I have affordable rates and in most cases will subsitute being paid in actual legal tender for Nutella. 

He make a very strong argument as to why you should call him.

We need to get him on the Patent Pending marketing team.

Creepier than the Shake-Weight will ever be.

Such a strong mustache on this guy